Dear Cats and Dogs
I don’t need your help. I have been doing this on my own since I was a child. I’ve got this.
The mewing, whining and scratching at the door does not help me. Nor can I get up to open the door anyway.
Just because I’ve gone into the room with the forbidden water bowl does not mean something bad is going to happen.
Your hooman will again escape, unscathed. And you shall be fed and given water and warm pats on the head. …
I sincerely hope this gives you the reassurance you need to give me a few minutes alone when I need them. I do, however, doubt it.
Love,
The Hooman